I simply remember my favorite things
me: better check my phone for messages from friends
me: *after checking phone*
me: better get friends
Mom: are you ready to leave
Me: yeah hold on
5 minutes later
Me: Okay I'm ready
Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap
when you sit through all the credits of a movie to see if there’s a little bonus clip with extra scenes or bloopers and there’s nothing
(via im-0nly-getting-start3d)
writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math testomg all the time
or i draw pictures of myself crying
(Source: neodad, via sext-you-later)








