I simply remember my favorite things

me: better check my phone for messages from friends

me: *after checking phone*

me: better get friends

Mom: are you ready to leave

Me: yeah hold on

5 minutes later

Me: Okay I'm ready

Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap

ghostnotebusters:

when you sit through all the credits of a movie to see if there’s a little bonus clip with extra scenes or bloopers and there’s nothing

(via im-0nly-getting-start3d)


writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

omg all the time

or i draw pictures of myself crying

(Source: neodad, via sext-you-later)